DIARY: Turkey of the week - Saatchi & Saatchi/Toyota Corolla

John Tylee is driven round the bend by Saatchi & Saatchi's latest television commercial for the Toyota Corolla: "Asked by his dinner date what car he drives, a man proudly announces 'I drive a Toyota Corolla' through a megaphone, reducing his fellow restaurant diners to an embarrassed silence - a reaction that, I imagine, will be shared by the rest of us." Do you think you've seen a more deserving Turkey? E-mail turkeys.campaign@ haynet.com.