Ian Darby is really annoyed by St Luke's latest ad for H Samuel: "It's not really the concept of this ad (show somebody you love them by giving them jewellery) that I so deplore, but the rather heavy-handed way in which it's rammed down our throats. We get not one, not two, but three hapless male fools trying to express the way they feel to their partner and promptly disappearing off to H Samuel for the evidence. It's all embarrassingly cheesy and not entirely modern in its reflection of relationships." - Got a pick or a turkey? E-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org.