DIARY: Turkey of the week

Francesca Newland remains distinctly unimpressed by Duckworth Finn Grubb Waters' campaign for the TV-on-demand service Home Choice: 'If I were to say that this commercial is irritating I would be overstating its impact. It is so boring. It tries very hard to be funny but it really isn't. For such a new and complicated service, using such forgettable advertising seems to be a very risky strategy indeed.'