DIARY: Turkey of the week

Camilla Palmer can't imagine what Madrange was thinking when it

gave the thumbs-up to Summerfield Wilmot Keene & Partners for this press

ad: "No-one eats cooked meat in the bath. The picture, the copy - 'A

moment of pure Madrange'. It's all stupendously dreadful. I bet the

model leaves it out of her portfolio."