For those who were intimidated by the scale of Second Life, I'm launching 'Second Fife' which will all take place in a virtual Cowdenbeath.
1.12am, 14 January
@helenium surely plaice, just so you can ask "what's a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this?"
11.28am, 13 January
David Miliband's experience at the Foreign Office should help at Sunderland, as he'll be dealing with fanatical losers with funny accents
1.10am, 13 January
I predict a rioja #middleclassprotestsongs
3.28am, 12 January
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