Diary: twitterati - A week in the life of ... Dave Knockles

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Shrewd investors are backing shares in Boots, expecting high sales of pregnancy testing kits in the West London area.

12.18pm, 9 May

Congratulations to Chelsea. I hear John Terry is celebrating at home with one of his families.

12.07pm, 9 May

I've just agreed to face-to-face talks with Gordon Brown. He said he'd tried everyone else in Britain so I thought I should.

11.58am, 9 May

On my return from whichever pub I was in, I find the country still has no idea what it's doing. The Knockles Party is the only option. Burp.

8.36am, 7 May.