Shrewd investors are backing shares in Boots, expecting high sales of pregnancy testing kits in the West London area.
12.18pm, 9 May
Congratulations to Chelsea. I hear John Terry is celebrating at home with one of his families.
12.07pm, 9 May
I've just agreed to face-to-face talks with Gordon Brown. He said he'd tried everyone else in Britain so I thought I should.
11.58am, 9 May
On my return from whichever pub I was in, I find the country still has no idea what it's doing. The Knockles Party is the only option. Burp.
8.36am, 7 May.