The Super-Bowl is so incomprehensible unto the English MIND that I am unable to offer either Definition or APHORISM
2.09pm, 7 February
Messrs John TERRY, Maximilian CLIFFORD & Mister MURDOCH'S Press-Men now bid for the Stories or Silence of divers TROLLOPS
2.57am, 7 February
Six Nations (n.) dirgelike annual Circus in which thick-limb'd Celts do battle with repress'd hearty MOLLYS
2.09pm, 6 February
Pilates (n.) a fearsome Combine of Strings & Pulleys that contorts People in to Health; a Gallows for the Living
5.01pm, 5 February.