Guy Murphy, global planning director, JWT
Am being escorted out of the Penthouse Suite by hotel security. This is too odd for words.
2.00am, 23 June
Porter returns. Lights go on. Turns out I am in the Christian Dior Penthouse Suite. Their mistake. Lots of French-style embarrassment.
1.44am, 23 June
Tried ringing reception but too dark to find room phone. Use mobile in my pocket to call front desk. They say my room "doesn't exist". OK.
1.29am, 23 June
Get taken to numberless room by hotel porter. My key doesn't work, he lets me in, taking his key as he leaves. Lights have just gone off.
1.21am, 23 June.