Diary: twitterati - A week in the life of ... Rory Sutherland

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Wank rather disappointing just now, I thought - at 110m well short of the Olympic record (ski-jumping).

9.11 pm, 20 February

If Britain don't beat the USA in women's curling, I'm going to go out and smash some cars up.

8.33 pm, 20 February

Considering that in most sports inches separate winners from total losers, ski-jumping seems to show a colossal variance.

8.31 pm, 20 February

Absolutely shameful that the BBC commentator can report on a ski-jump by one Andreas Wank without any hint of ribaldry. Amateurish.

8.14 pm, 20 February

Ill as hell. Heading home to Sky News and my Slanket.

4:15 PM Feb 19th from txt

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