I haven’t read such a load of cobblers (Robert Bryant’s letter,
Campaign,10 November) in a long time - it quite made my day.
Phrases like ‘a metamorphic creature that can provide the solution to
clients’ communication’ sum up what is wrong with advertising today;
ergo pretentious crap, bullshit and twaddle.
I’m not surprised that he’s still looking for a placement. Mind you,
I’ve heard that Saatchi and Saatchi is always interested in talking to
bright, young people. The number, if you’re interested, Robert, is 0171-
Andrew Downes, SLR Direct London EC1