Strange things you get in the post, volume one: this natural, totally-
unposed shot of the new-lad customer now being targeted by Brylcreem.
Yes, the greasy stuff is being relaunched once more, this time to
capitalise on the renewed interest in the hair-care market which the
brand’s new owners believe will give Brylcreem a fresh lease of life.
And this hunk, the one with the dodgy hair and lycra shorts who eats
cereal in bed while reading (almost certainly) Loaded, is the sort of
punter they’re after. If you know anyone who looks like this, direct him
straight down to Boots where the new-look Brylcreem is waiting to be
snapped up. Alternatively, (strange things you get in the post, volume
two) buy him a pint of Woodham’s Old Chopper, a new, limited edition
cask ale from Scottish Courage. Whoever thought up the name deserves a
weekend with the 90s Brylcreem Boy. Come back Dennis Compton, all is