"At home, I have four TVs and two Sky boxes. I like to be able to consume TV in bed, in the living room, in the kitchen or in my study. I like to be able to consume TV whenever or wherever I like." - WPP's Sir Martin Sorrell does a passable impression of Mike Teevee from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"There is a complete lack of comprehension that the idealised Channel 4 they are so fond of remembering would sink like a stone in the shark-infested waters of today's digital television." - Channel 4's Kevin Lygo attacks the 'old men' who have dared to criticise the station's programming.