"I will not draw a line between biological and non-biological. We're not buying Persil or Daz." - Vogue's publisher, Stephen Quinn, on his childcare arrangements
"As for a sales director - just look at the bulging ads in most titles and it's a bit like selling clothes to Wayne Rooney's girlfriend." - Kelvin MacKenzie, the former editor of The Sun, doesn't think much of newspaper sales directors.