Media: Chatter

"I feel more sheepish than a sheep and more twattish than a twat." - Stephen Fry does a U-turn after considering retiring from Twitter because one of his followers found him boring

"Arguably too much has been said and written about the ITV succession and I don't want to add to that." - Peter Fincham, ITV's director of television, is reluctant to put his name in the frame for the top job at ITV

"We will only declare final victory when we see positive growth year on year. You can't declare victory on improving negatives." - The WPP boss, Sir Martin Sorrell, says he doesn't understand people who think that 'flat' is the new 'up'