Diary would like to congratulate Ben Fennell and James Murphy for their efforts. Fennell could pass for a hardboiled Russian mobster, which could explain why Bartle Bogle Hegarty has been doing well on pitches lately. Glue's Wayne Brown would give Daley Thompson a run for his money, but as for his colleague Martin Bailie, we've seen girls with more convincing facial hair.
Thank God November, or should we say Movember, is over. There were so many dodgy moustaches on show, the industry looked like it was populated by the cast of a 70s cop show.