Salesman: Mrs Gooch, you haven’t switched from British Gas to
Amerada, have you?
Mrs Gooch: No, no I haven’t
Salesman: You do know that if you do switch, they don’t have to dig up
your garden or change pipes or anything like that, don’t you?
Mrs Gooch: Yes.
Salesman: In fact all you have to do is just fill in a form
Mrs Gooch: Mmm- yes
Salesman: You’re still not going to switch to Amerada?
Mrs Gooch: No - no I’m not
Salesman: Can I ask you why?
Mrs Gooch: Yes. I believe that the Amerada company is actually a front
for an alien invasion force from the Nexos star system, who are planning
to convert all the Earth’s fresh water into Space Cheese.
Salesman: (Pause) Fair enough.
MVO: If you’ve got one good reason not to buy your gas from Amerada,
we’d love to hear it. Freephone Amerada on 0500 001100.
Sponsored by Campaign Gold Title: Space cheese
Client: Amerada Gas
Copywriter: Dan Maier
Production Company: Pulse
Director: Dan Maier.