Look, I don’t know who this woman is – apparently, she’s off some TV show called Isle of Ireland or something – and I don’t know what she’s talking about.
There’s clearly some joke underpinning all this I’m not party to. I’m left baffled and bewildered, and it’s not a nice feeling.
Now, excuse me, I need to get back to Britain's Greatest National Treasures on Channel 3.
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