Stefano Hatfield chooses J. Walter Thompson’s first work for
Smirnoff Red: ’I wanted to like this, but it’s tosh. Okay, a man takes a
very long time to walk into a tattoo parlour and have ’666’ removed from
his head.
We then cut to a nunnery, where a beautiful nun offers ’brother Damien’
a cherry from her basket. F-naar, f-naar. Per-leeze: Devil takes nun’s
cherry! Grow up. Where are all the women creatives? We desperately need
you.’