TURKEY OF THE WEEK

Eleanor Trickett picks on Abbott Mead Vickers BBDO’s latest effort for Pizza Hut: ’Pizza Hut is launching its biggest ever pizza so, naturally, it has cast a (might I say revolting) bodybuilder to talk about, er, big women. What conclusion am I to draw? That big women look like pizzas? Or that this pizza weighs 25 stone? Or that eating one of these monsters turns you into a bodybuilder? I can’t decide whether I’m insulted or just confused.’

Eleanor Trickett picks on Abbott Mead Vickers BBDO’s latest effort

for Pizza Hut: ’Pizza Hut is launching its biggest ever pizza so,

naturally, it has cast a (might I say revolting) bodybuilder to talk

about, er, big women. What conclusion am I to draw? That big women look

like pizzas? Or that this pizza weighs 25 stone? Or that eating one of

these monsters turns you into a bodybuilder? I can’t decide whether I’m

insulted or just confused.’