This week, Bitch has a day out at the zoo with Arena Media, waits for Clear Channel to whip it all off, and points out a rather irritating problem at The Sunday Times.
This week, Bitch gets upfront and personal with ITV, plays chicken with Simon Redican and has No Doubt Arena Media's social team are having a great time with Hewlett Packard in Paris.
This week, Bitch hangs out with the7'Michelin'stars, goes back to her nightclubbing roots with MTV in Frankfurt, and meets up with Starcom for the Heineken Oktoberfest.
This week Bitch gets locked in the OMD UK lift with Rita Ora, does some Star Trekking with the Syfy channel and gets a special cuddle at Mindshare's huddle.
This week Bitch stalks the prime minister, meets a rather risque Gyles Brandreth at the IPA Effectiveness Awards, goes Village People with the boys from Clear Channel and smells the glove at Maxus.
This week Bitch sings in the rain with Vizeum in Manchester, listens to some teen pop with Immediate Media and hangs with Peter Andre and Amy Childs at Yahoo's OMG! event.
This week Bitch visits Ascot with the media luminaries, goes all jazz funk at the Media Week Awards and gets baking with Mail Connected.
This week Bitch hears from the annual cricket match between teams headed by Sir Martin Sorrell and CHI founder Johnny Hornby, uncovers a media high-flier's literary ambitions and settles down to watch the life and times of Dennis Publishing's Felix Dennis.
This week, Bitch is still shocked by "that" email which emanated from MEC, is looking forward to receiving her invitation to the MTV EMAs in Frankfurt, and would like to congratulate the Brand Republic sales team.
This week, Bitch discovers that even charity runs are a competitive sport, gets an early night, uncovers evidence that Nicola Mendelsohn is really superwoman, and definitely doesn't do a runner with City AM.
This week, Bitch takes a spin on the ice with ITV, hope that the Mirror's David Emin is joking about wearing stretchy pants on the Great North Run, and feels all Primal.
This week, Bitch gets farcical and discovers some of Carat's hidden talents, meets a teenage heartthrob with UM London and Initiative, and gets empowered with some media women.
This week, Bitch outs the industry's Dallas fans and hangs out in the V Festival with the likes of Emma Bunton and Kelly Brook.
This week Bitch discovers the post-Olympics sporty types at Initiative and Carat and gets vertigo climbing on the roof of the O2 with Smooth DJ Simon Bates.
This week, Bitch gets all cultured with the nouveau posh Ocean Outdoor, works up a sweat with Aegis, is sent a picture of a solitary Sorrell and is dying to tell you something.
This week Bitch studies an Aegis man's spectacular entrance, goes a bit Hi-De-Hi with IPC, visits MediaCom to watch the Olympics and gets an MEC Torchview from the Millennium Bridge.
This week, Bitch gets a ride as News international works up a sweat in the Tour de France, gets all charitable with The Mail and takes the Initiative with an outdoor message.
This week Bitch hangs out with well-dressed media megastar (and Madonna) gets a ride from MediaCom and brings out the gimp at the IAA Summer Ball.
This week Bitch is impressed by Manning Gottlieb OMD making sure truth is out there, gets jealous of the young and talented at 30 under 30 and tows the party line as Aegis expects its pay day.
This week, Bitch gets a ride from the Mirror's David Emin, goes celeb stalking with Spotify and gets Flash with Global Group's Stephen Miron.